www.ladyproblems.com and Human League

thats right, ive just seen the last episode of "The IT Crowd"show
and that last one was also the best imo, maybe it IS contagious huhh??! ;)
What a nightmare, first watching Steel magnolias, then Beaches and/or
Dirty dancing, holy crap im totally sure i wouldnt survive THAT ordeal....
That Katherine Parkinson, who plays Jen, thats one hottttt sexy chick !!!
A gorgeous redhead in a strict office suit with heels,
cant go wrong with that hehehehe





whole ep3 apparently -


*_*_*_*_*_****



one of me fav HL songs ever - Empire State Human



Another oldtime HL fav - Being Boiled



umm this might come across as a tad on the gay side ..

project64

well, ive tried out a couple of more nintendo64 games for
that project64 stuff, some games wont work at all
(such as star wars - rogue squadron, which is typical since that
was one of the games i really wanted to play, duh flying around
in a TIE-fighter?? AND shooting at rebel scum?!?
WHO wouldnt love THAT ffs!! Luke skywalker is a sissy, long live
the empire!!! :O) and some are devious, duke nukem - zero hour
runs for like 15 minutes and then it freezes, and most games are
effin hard to play from just one point - the nintendo64 controlpad has
like 37 buttons which are ALL used, so one has to remember a LOT
of settings, its easier with games developed for the PC
since those uses basically 5 keys - up-down-left-right-fire,
obviously theres more than those but those are the basic ones,
anyhow the games that hasnt malfunctione don my sweet ass is
Wave race and Doom64, i tried Mission Impossible and Resident evil2
but those were unplayable, mainly cuss those werent programmed properly
for the transition onto the PC and some games arent simply meant
to be played on a PC ....

Update will follow shortly

ricki drake lake

only a VERY few knows what that mean hehehe ^^
ive been playing the game Waverace, and no not the Nintendo 64
one, but the one that comes with "Project64" Emulator
for PC, man i have some sweet memories of this game !!
I used to be KING of this, noone was even close hehe
I originally installed the emulator so i could play some classic
Doom 64, and yes i did play it, but then i wanted to try any of the
other 100 games, so i tried Waverace, so now ive played it for like 4 hour
in a row ^^



note - this vid does NOT show how immensly good i am at this,
just so you know

ill need a new graphic card somtime around next spring __

http://farcry-2.com/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1

some youtube stuff

(scenes are from the opening of Hellraiser 2 and nothing else, see below)


Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor are playing some word association ...




Hellraiser 2 .... We will tear your soul apart !


the church scene from Hellraiser 3



me with another case of Dooming adventures ....... ^^
Shame about that ghey sound lag, i cant understand why that is :()

this blog ..

fack i just wrote a LONG piece here and then this crappy server
facks me over !!! Who programmed this, bill gates ??? geez bollocks
anyhow, i dont have the energy to rewrite everything,
but "The IT Crowd" is a new comedy with a very hot
sexy redhead babe named Katherine Parkinson,
not only a redhead girl but a redhead girl in office clothing hehehe :p
thats so sexy ffs!!
link 1
link 2
link 3
link 4

lord of war

the late 70s and the early 80s had Sir Humphrey Appleby,
the late 80s had Lord Blackadder, and today we have
Nicolas Cage as master of cynicism, his performance
as Yuri Orlov the gunrunner in Lord of War is remarkably impressive,
one of the best films ive seen in a long while,
see it if you havent !

i have THE most odd neighbours

theyve been moving in now for 4 straight weekends now,
wonder what the "!#"¤! they are doing up there,
sounds like some damn bowling alley mixed with a floorball
field, I can really understand why people shoot at each other
in queues and stuff, some day, sooner or later,
SOMETHING will happen ...

playing

DM - ULTRA, cant get over how GOOD that album is,
i love that "dirty" non-polished sound they have on it,
in many ways its my fave album by them, its Daves comeback
after his suicide-attempt and his drugproblems,
its a very underestimated album, it has one of my alltime fav slowdown tempo songs
in "Love Thieves", it has "Home", one of the best songs that Martin sings on,
it has "It's No Good" (ok somewhat bland lyrics but a good hard beat!),
it has "Barrel of a Gun", first single off this album, great track, it has "Sister of Night",
but foremost it has "Useless", one of my fav DM tracks ever!
Hard to choose between the album version and the single-mix hmmmmm


" U s e l e s s "

"Well it's about time
It's beginning to hurt
Time you made up your mind
Just what is it all worth

All my useless advice
All my hanging around
All your cutting down to size
All my bringing you down

Watch the clock on the wall
Feel the slowing of time
Hear a voice in the hall
Echoing in my mind

All your stupid ideals
You've got your head in the clouds
You should see how it feels
With your feet on the ground

Here I stand the accused
With your fist in my face
Feeling tired and bruised
With the bitterest taste

All my useless advice
All my hanging around
All your cutting down to size
All my bringing you down

All your stupid ideals
You've got your head in the clouds
You should see how it feels
With your feet on the ground"

**note** on that link above, theres a typo, it states that "A Broken Frame"
was released in 1983

Doom 64

well, since my life (as well as stereo)
is currently on hold, Ill spend some time
(prob a lot) merging the "Doom 3 expansion pack" into my own modded stuff ^^
The reason i named it "Doom 64" is because some of those
demons are from the Doom game for Nintendo64,
ported to the PC, it will be nice seeing them in Doom 3,
cant wait to see just HOW well that guy who did this job
has handled its transgression from N64 to PC hehe

youtube vids

this is the gravitygun from HalfLife2 in Doom 3
Although i think youtube sorta suck,
not only does it lag immensly regarding
the sound, the quality is even worse than
the .rm and that says a LOT
Anyhow, enjoy, especially the Clouseau wavs ;)

Reinfeldt is a hippocritical retard

now theyre gonna double the taxes on snus,
ummm didnt they sorta win the elections
on the nagging on how HIGH the taxes are??
lmao it takes like 10 days for the "alliance
of mofos" to show their TRUE, malignant and nasty face
How devious and manipulative they are, those
rightwing Bush-lickers, had they even mentioned their
intentions on doubling the price on snus (and cigarettes)
you cna bet they never would have won ....
What is it Klas usually says, "hålla god min i elakt spel"....
Typsvin. Nasare.

Sundin and clothing

Mats "Sudden" Sundin, megastar of Toronto Maple Leafs,
scored his 500th goal last night, one of very few that
ever made as many as that, and it was also a hattrick,
yet another evidence that he is THE KING of hockey

Not only did i not get any new Martens (a ttragic, pathetic
but most of all, surprising event as hell) but as it turns out,
both of my black leather jackets have flawed, busted zippers...
Great innit

playin - "Taxi", the BEST coveralbum i know of,
made by "the last of the elegants" ie Bryan Ferry,
his voice suits the songs on it quite well

playing

"Dave - Live in Basel"
its like DM but with a little more rock n roll attitude
and a drummer, i think its great =)
I for one really hope that Dave will release some
more albums, "Paper Monsters" is
underestimated imho

hmmm odd

i was watching some Enterprise, i was offline
and then i saw that Update-symbol showing down the
taskbar (or whatever its called, next to the clock to the right)
but my question, HOW could it appear and how could it KNOW
there was updates available when i was OFFLINE ??? hmm

BRAVENET - Spammers

to actually load this page, sign in and getting
here, 3.5 mins, a new record, usually it takes
about 6-7 mins... Anyhow,
AVOID everything regarding the site BRAVENET,
theyre nothing but a bunch of SPAMMERS,
i was unlucky enough to use their sitereport
for my own site a couple of years back,
when it still was freeware, then they changed into
regular PAYware, so i decided to stop using their "service",
cant call it service though, it never ever worked properly
and it showed me bogus reports, so in essence I sacked
their crappy nonworking crap out off my site,
I also nonregistered with them, to make sure I wouldnt
get their SPAM (a company that states "we wont sed you any spam
only essential updates" and then mail you EVERY day with
"our service is sooooooooooooo great!!", then it IS spam)
but what happens you wonder - yup, i get their SPAM e v e r y day ...

new look

for your viewing pleasure ! =)
currently playing -
our best song we ever did (imo anyway)
"Only for once", sure its kinda sucky produced,
but hey, we had a mere 4-track portastudio ffs

shoes or lack thereof

well, now when its definitely that i wont
get any Dr Martens from England,
I guess i have to get some other shoes,
which is a big bummer since i REALLY
wanted a couple of nice Martens !!! : I

crapage

no no the Front 242 song
but the fact that the switching to digital
television is just that, crapage.
Total and utter crapage,
the match between Sweden and Spain is
playing at this very minute, and its on tv3,
and of course is one of those channels i dont have ..

now playing

S.P.O.C.K. -

"Speed of light", my fav with them =)

"Our world is a terrible place
There must be something better in space
Or is just the time in which we live
that has nothing good to give
Let's grab a ship and blast away
because I don't want to die here, I don't want to stay

When I see the stars above I know that I'm alive
We're going so fast
we're leaving our past
at the speed of light
We'll be young when you are dead
the future lies ahead
at the speed of light

Our goal is to find a new home
There is a chance: we are not alone
But if there is nothing to be found
plan B is to turn around
A year to us is a hundred to you
When we're back everything will be new

When I see the stars above I know that I'm alive
I don't care what happens to me, because I know I'll survive
We're going so fast
we're leaving our past
at the speed of light
We'll be young when you are dead
the future lies ahead
at the speed of light"

official site

i think im gonna go drink some
romulan ale now ^^

far cry stuff n music

havent played FC for like months,
ive had these weird graphical anomalies
like vehicles floating 3 feet above ground and these
odd white stripeythingies straight in the middle of
the screen etc, so i was waiting for the 1.4 patch that was
said to deal with someof those probs (apparently
a lot of nvidia users had these probs) and that 1.4 patch
was released the other day, so i thought "yay i can install
FC again WITH a new glorious probfixing patch!"
Well, not quite, as it turns out, the patch only adressed
MP (MultiPlayer, as opposed to SP - Single Player)
issues, and not any P issues at all, betrayal one from
Ubisoft, and then, reading all the comments on the
Official FC forum, that patch had some ummm
original and novel postures, to be blunt, it sucked @ss
apparently, thread after thread on all sorts of problems
with it, and it proved my suspicions once and for all -
the producers knows jack shit about programming,
their 1.2 patch was even so badly done they had to release
another patch just to make up for the crappiness of patch 1.2 !!
Kinda unheard of, the closest in that direction would be that
illfated and very crappy patch for Unreal (Klas knows what i mean ^^)
Speaking of FC, or rather speaking of (or should it be ON??)
Doom, i browsed the Doom forums and found out that one can
play DOom 3 on the FC engine, now THAT would be ubercoolness !!
The best part of FC was the scenery, its the most estethically
beautiful game ever, so using that as a "background"
and then import the Doom stuff, ie weapons, story, enemies,
monsters, that thought is VERY appealing ffs !!! :p
aaw shame i dont know c++ scripting crapppppppppp
but ill probably try it anyway hehehe ^^

heh 35 minutes to NHL starts and i cant see it at all
cuss of the GAYNESS of this GAY digital telly nonsense bullshit
theyre forcing down on us, i used to have 27 channels, now i have 5....
AND still the politicians are baffled that downloading hasnt stopped,
but actually increased??!! Well duuuuuuuh geez wonder WHY ..

Speaking of downloaded stuff, the new "Greatest hits"
by swedish electroband Covenant is kinda nice listening : )

Toronto

NHL starts tonight 1.30am (our time)
Would be cool to be in Air Canada Centre
to see Mats "Sudden" Sundin play against
Ottawa, Maple Leafs has a new coach in Paul Marice,
will be interesting to see what he can do with
Toronto, probably not too much since Sundin
is kinda the only great player they have hmm
Börje "BJ" Salming will also be present tonight
because they are gonna raise his tee with the number
21 to the ceiling, would have loved to see that, talk about
major player in a major team ! : )

Yet again some looneybin has run amok and shot
people at some school in the States, with this rate
there wont be any students left in a year or two,
i wonder whats wrong with people ????

Read about some guy in the White house that sent some
sexmails to teenboys, apparently also located in the same
building, George "I cant form a coherent sentence" Bush
is reportered to be "disgusted". O really?
Sending sexmails to boys is worse than concealing
the truth in order to start a totally UNNEEDED and
UNWARRANTED war, in which a lot of people have been killed,
all for absolutely NOTHING ? Hmm interesting,
exploiting young peoples patriotic feelings in order
to get rich(er) is apparently less disgusting than
sending some mails ... Interesting moralic posture some
people has

Its more fun to compute

well, first i played "Die MenschMaschine", then the "Expo2000" ep
and then i mixed it with a little FLA ("Tactical neural Implant", what else??!?)
and then some "Computerwelt"and some "Die Roboter" and now im
effing robotwalking around

Wir funktionerien automatik
jetzt wollen wir tanzen mekanik
wir sind die roboter
wir sind auf Alles programiert
und was du willst wird ausgefurt
Ja tvoi sluga (slavic lingo - "Im your slave")
Ja tvoi Rabotnik robotnik ( "" - "Im your worker")

more vids on Youtube site

all in all i have like 9 vids there now,
thanks to Fraps and Virtualdub,
the former is kinda freeware
(the free version has a 30sec limit of recording)
but Virtualdub is real freeware,
great film editing program, best I ever worked with !
One note though, for some reason or other,
the vids suffers from one thing -
sound lag, theres none of that when I upload
them, so its something thats related to the Youtube site,
probably when they convert the files into their own
file format.
Klas also has a vid of his kid there, so check that one out
too and make Klas a happy campah! ^^
After all he deserves it, especially after realising
that I make excellent, great coffe
as he points out on his blog!! hehehe

aahh crap

im trying to get the "plasma radar mod"
to work with the default machinegun,
but that invovles messing with SCRIPT
files, anyone whos ever worked with that
and like me have NO ed on it, theyknow
what a "#¤!"" that is .......

vector blipLoc = monsterPointer.getWorldOrigin();
blipLoc = ppos-blipLoc;
// dt = distance between player and creature
float dt = sys.vecLength(blipLoc);
// Test for distance from player
if(dt <= 825) { blipLoc = sys.VecToAngles(blipLoc); // dr = difference of angle, in degrees, between current player facing and creature direction float dr = blipLoc_y - pr; // Creatures behind the player (or directly to either side) don't show up on the radar // Technically, clipping in the GUI will take care of this anyway, but I worry about passing obscenely large values to the gui rect command. Plus, it saves us unecessary calls to sin/cos. // The dx1/dy1, dx2/dy2, etc. generated here are pixel locations for the gun GUI blips. A value of -1 in either will result in the GUI hiding the blip altogether. if(dr > -85 && dr < 85) {
// Increment blip counter
numBlips++;
// Uncomment the following lines to get full, real-time info on creatures on the radar.
sys.println("MonsterPointer #" + numBlips + ": " + monsterPointer.getName() + "(" + dt + "units away)");
sys.println(" rotation: " + dr + " | radar x/y: " + (274+(dt/3)*sys.cos(dr+90)) + " / " + (349-(dt/3)*sys.sin(dr+90)));
// Convert data to usable pixel locations on radar GUI
setGuiParm("dx" + numBlips, 274+(dt/3)*sys.cos(dr+90));

THIS is what it looks like ...
and for one reason or another,
i quote Mr Gumby -
"my brain hurts"

(if you dont know who Mr Gumby is,
SHAME on you)

Crank

and Jason Statham does another
"Driver-ish" vid hehehe :O
First Transporter, then Transporter 2
and now Crank, those vids are a natural
extension of the Driver games for PSX,
which ruled and was the only reason
i got a PSX in the first place,
ok so theres parts in Crank that are
very unreal (one does not get involved in
a fistfight 30 seconds after someone chopped
of ones hand, one is too busy
either rolling on the floor screaming
or laying on the floor passed out)
but still, i love these films ! : )

click

i just watched Adam Sandler's latest
film, "Click", i didnt expect anything
special, but boy i was in for a nice surprise !
This is prob his best film, im not sure why
they say its a comedy, its more like
Woody Allen on speed, kinda family
drama, but filled with Adam's
anarchistic humour (theres a poor
little duck, well a BIG duckie, who get
humped a lot ...)
Now theres three essential Adam Sandler films
one must own,
Click
50 First dates
Anger management
They all have that "Woody Allen on speed"
over themselves, these films are NOT
the "traditional" comedy, theyre way above
that imo

playing

I extracted all the .ogg's and .wav's
from my cracked, illegally downloaded
and very much NON-Steam accounted
(hehehe Steam = nubbage)
copy of Halflife 2,
i put them all on one cd,
i love the music from Halflife 2,
its very atmospheric, varied,
very ambient in its sound,
thought-provoking, soothing,
well to put it short -
its everything the actual game wasnt

Well i downloaded some new films,
one of them is the new Jason Statham vid,
it will prob suck but at least hes cool ^^

I saw some clips from the upcoming
Bond vid, it struck me that M, played by ummm
i cant remember her name, Dame something,
im sure Klas knows it (since hes the biggest
"Bond-bög" there is ^^ Well, ok, maybe
Hellgren, or Skelettmannen is a bigger Bond bög)
anyhow, WHY is she still around when they
didnt hire Pierce Brosnan ????
Thats totally illogical, they stated
that "we want a fresh start with the Bond films"
so why then keep her as M, shes been M since
GoldenEye (which also was Pierce's debut
as Bond), and shes at least 70, THATS a "fresh start"?
Dont get me wrong, i do like her, whatever her
name may be (so annoying i cant rem it and im
too lazy to google it) shes one of the best actors
of her generation, would have been interesting
with Roger Moore as M though : )

playing

Covenant - "Replicant [MrD reremix 2006]" : O
Im no big fan of Covenant though,
they do have a cool sound but a huge lack
in writing SONGS, they do sound a bit like,
for example, Front Line Assembly, but unlike
Bill Leeb, they dont write songs,
shame

hehe

some people arent overly clever,
i posted some wallpapers on the Ringo
site, and on one of them, an Ashley
Robbins one, with a pic of her and the
words "Ashley Robbins" all over it,
its a 1024x768 sized one, its VERY clear
its a wallpaper, and yet some people, mainly
guys, leaves comments like "hey girl
ur hotttie, add me xxxx@msn" lol

leaving las vegas

wouldnt it be interesting, as well
as slow, to do a "leaving las vegas"
ie drinking oneself to death
altho theres quicker ways
to do oneself in ^^

the triangle

thanks to my m8 Patrik, or
machinegun pat (dont ask lol)
Im watching the miniseries
The TRiangle, and man its very
interesting, a 3part series about the
Bermuda triangle, starring
Eric Stoltz, Lou diamond Philips
(can you spell bmovie)
and Catherine Bell,
id give her a 8/10, shes very sexy,
if she had blue eyes and was a tad more
redhead id give her 10/10 :p
Redheads rule !! =D

doom 3

well, if you wanna watch me play some
modded doom3, heres your chance -
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=MrRotweiler
i have 6 vids there now, 3 totally brand new =)
be aware though, the sound is like .5 sec
AFTER, dont know why the lag is there,
it isnt on MY vids before i upload hmm