spam spam spam

i found my old pw for my first telia addy
(dagenhamdan) which has been lost for like 2-3 years
but thats ok cuss i stopped using it years ago,
cuss of spam, but for fun (?) i logged in to see if i had
mails, and yup i sure did, 2161 mails, ALL spam ... Pathetic
We all know spammers are subhuman cretins with iq around
a xmas tree, but geez, IF youre gonna try to outsmart with
spam in order to get me to open it (i never open mails
if i dont know EXACTLY who sent it) at least TRY to form a
coherent english sentence, usually its something like this - -
"heres is order yor acckont affomation detalis"
sent by some bank (haha yeahriiight) or, this was very
common a year or so back,for example someone called
"Mathilda Jenkins" sent me a mail (uh uh),
and the pertaining line said "Mathilda said" and then
"re : your details", hahaha first up i never heard of a "Mathilda Jenkins",
secondly since i KNOW i never mailed anyone called "Mathilda Jenkins"
(since i never heard of any "Mathilda Jenkins") just HOW can i then get
a reply ("re") from "Mathilda Jenkins"???? lmao spammers are ssooo
retarded ;) Idiots one and all, to the hilt, those mofos will have to be
WAY more clever and smart to make me even think its not a spam
before i even consider opening it

the golden rule to not get spam in the first place
is to NEVER ever WRITE it out in a WORKING link,
for instance, hypothetical addy,
spammers_are_unbelievably_ghey@hotmail.com,
written down like this WILL give you spam, those spambots
WILL detect it, but if its written like this --
spammers_are_unbeliveably_gheyAThotmail.com
will not make you get spam, cuss its NOT a working link,
best way of publishing ones addy is to make a PICTURE
such as a.gif or.jpg containing the full adreess, including
a @, cuss those spambots cant "read" a picture,
well not as of this date anyhow, so if ones a little paranoid,
write your addy with a "AT" instead of "@"
and put it on a small picture : )