cable probs

ive been having a lot of connection probs lately,
so i called my isp handler, and they told me
that in the latest 20 hours, my modem lost touch
with base 60 (!) times ... Im sure thats some sort of
record, im the dude with the most lame and gay
connection in the world, theres bums in pakistan
with smoother connections than me, theres swineherds in
southern china with better more reliable connections than me
and im sure theres some aboriginal tribesmen
in Australia, whos never heard of the internet,
with better lines than me ...
Nice innit