web counter - biggest hoax of our time (after bill gaytes obviously)

man, its effing imposs to find a working, fully functioning
web counter with statistics, a common counter that merely
shows the number of page visitors are available,
but thats all, if i want some actual statistics that shows,
for example, origin of country, time, os etc,
then im in troub cuss those arent available.
Odd.
The one im using now is currently showing ZERO
visitors, which i know is a bunch of horsecrapage
cuss 1) Ive been there and 2) several others i know
has also been there