January 29, 2007

I smell n00bery

in EA GAMES, worlds suckiest programmers any category,
they were responsible for Medal of Honor,
i just bought the MOHAA Warchest 4cd box,
HUGE mistake! Not only, and this is unheard of,
the default install-path contains a HUGE mistake,
something only a full bonafied n00b could do,
heres the default installpath -
C/ProgramFiles/EA GAMES/MOHAA,
now anyone with even the slightest experience can
see directly WHY this isnt good at all, yup,
"EA GAMES" part, notice theres a spacebar between the
2 words "EA" and "GAMES", lmao only a n00b could make such
a HUGE FLAW, and the rest of the game, after I corrected THAT
immensly big flaw, is, with one word, SUCKAGE,
easily the WORST WW2 shooter I ever played, filled with
crappy programming, first up about half of the weapon sounds
cant be heard (!), yeah you heard right, half the weaponry
does not make even a squeak when fired, which, obviously,
removes a LOT of the soul of any shooter, then theres the fact
that the mapload does not work, when any map is ended
and the game loads another one, it crashes, so i have to
load every map from the console
(do rem this isnt a mod or anything, its a full game released by a
"serious" game developer, altho thats hard as hell to believe after
playing this game), and on top of that, occasionally the game just quits
and goes back to Windows,
so this Medal of Honor : Allied Assault War chest 4cd
collectors box, is not worth ONE single penny,
but i guess thats what i get for actually BUYING a game,
will not make that mistake again, especially not with
EA GAMES, total, and utter, n00bery

MOHAA Warchest gets 0 of 5 points and is being dispatched to
Mr Betruger, formerly of the UAC corporation,
location at currently unknown but last seen
on the Mars outpost

Well I do have both Return to Castle Wolfenstein
and Call of Duty, two similar games who just are
soooooooooooooooo much better than Medal of (dis)honor,
easily the suckiest WW2 fps ever released,
stay clear of it !




2 Comments:

At 5:14 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Antar att du inte fick ordning på skiten med andra ord :(

Nä Call of duty måste jag låna av dig :)

Grattis på din 38 års-dag din gamle åsnefåle.

Och ta för faan bort ordverifikationen, detta är tredje försöket ^^

 
At 10:16 pm, Blogger Timelord said...

haha, jag skola försöka på min ära ^^
nej jag fick icke ordning på EA GAmes noobiska releaser, jämrans dynga!

 

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