steve erwin is finally dead

and i dont mean "finally" as in
"hooray hes dead!"
but as in "so THIS time he actually
IS gone?", because ive heard that hes dead
around 36 times, but i guess with his profession
thats a hazardous risk, both the dangers of the work
itself and the rumourspreading that comes
with such work of feeding giant crocodiles
while holding his newborn kid in the
other arm, ie "doing a wacko jacko jackson"
(no not the having intercourse with infants,
the OTHER wacko jacko thingie)
or swimming with wild 40feet sharks,
and all the other idiotic things hes been known
to do, the fact that he became as old as 44 years
is a wonder in itself, given those things he did ..
It would have been sorta humourus if he had died
of something like falling off a big bed,
but apparently he snuffed it by some stingray
in the waters, at least im fairly sure thats now how
I will die, not only am i not a "surfdude" ie some beachbummer,
but theres no stingrays in our oceans, well i didnt see one
last time i was at the beach anyhow, all i saw was a vast
number of bare breasts and blonde hair,
and not to mention all the chicks too ;)